When does the Scarf of Sexual Preference come out?

I just got me Pottermore wand!!!!

Why did I do that? What on Earth was I thinking I just lost the thing that I love most in my life.

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Look what I received in the mail today :DDDDDDD

I like black jelly beans but only if I eat them one at a time

Seems as though death has been hanging around my extended family for the past year. 

Better stop here, you took nearly all my Dad’s family and now you are taking one from my Mum. 

I’m stuck with a choice go to Scotland for a week and be back by next tuesday for uni.

Or stay in Uni for the first week. For all I know I won’t even be able to leave without being kicked out of the course. 

Depending on what happens tomorrow will choose the road I take. 

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